Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Spastic drug monsters Moistboyz are returning this summer with a new album and the first single Paperboy, which was released Record Store Day, now has a video. A spoof of the 80s video game that shares the same name assures us that the beautiful filth spewed on the first four Moistboyz records remains healthy and intact and while Mickey and Dickey Moist seem to have curbed the frenetic noise that so wonderfully polluted previous outings, the lyrical content is still sure invoke the wrath of even the most liberal minded asshole that feels the need to fix the world by his or her own convoluted rules. "Call you hermaphrodite, cuz you can fuck yourself, you'll never get it right, why don't you kill yourself.." Needless to say, not for the faint of heart. Guess I should mention that Mickey Moist is also Dean Ween, which is way cooler than being Gene Ween because Gener owes me twenty bucks.